http://www.articleburn.comfree submit original articleen-EN Sun, 07 Sep 2008 12:24:27 GMTCopyright 2007 articleburn.comhttp://www.articleburn.com/articles27075-all-that-flapping-about-has-to-stop.html What a pleasant man that Rick Stein is. Only the other night, as I tucked into Mrs Holmes’ latest offering and flicked through the channels before settling down with his show (yes, another TV dinner) was I really made aware of this. Pleasant-ish anyway. He seems a little heavy handed with his ingredients at times -when they ...Sat, 08 Mar 2008 12:28:06 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles27315-package-baggage.htmlIt always fries my brains when I have nothing more creative to do with my time than visit a computer store. It is a bit like sending a Brit soldier to the gulf without any body armour. I am always caught between the friendly fire of spotty computer experts who start rubbing themselves up against a flatscreen thinner tha ...Sat, 08 Mar 2008 12:28:06 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles27702-the-power-of-quitting.htmlAs humans, we again and again find ourselves dumping resources into lost causes: be they pointless wars, failed public policies, hopeless dating prospects, annoying friends, or dandelion-free lawns. I say take a stand (or actually, a seat in this case), and just quit. Despite proclamations to the contrary from lame duck presidents, failure is ...Sat, 08 Mar 2008 12:28:06 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles26028-w-keleher-a-multifaceted-individual.htmlW. Keleher : A multifaceted individual William Aloysius Keleher was a multifaceted individual. No, it is no exaggeration, not an over-stretched truth either. It is a completely unadulterated fact. Why would one say that? That is because Mr. Keleher was a unique person who stood out among many with his exceptional work and achievement. The way he ...Sat, 08 Mar 2008 12:27:47 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles26033-im-a-romance-novel-hero.htmlBefore we get started here, let me tell y’all that what you’re about to read is the absolute truth. The absolute, unvarnished truth. I swear it on every one of my Elvis and BTO CDs. Now, let’s get right down to it, y’all just focus your eyes on the following sentence: I was the inspiration for the ma ...Sat, 08 Mar 2008 12:27:47 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles26104-the-litter-box-shuffle.html Cat owners have a preoccupation with waste disposal that rivals only that of sanitation workers. Indeed, only a fellow cat lover could understand. The ultimate litter solution seems to elude us like the search for the Holy Grail. We know it's out there. And we know it should cost something less than a mortgage pay ...Sat, 08 Mar 2008 12:27:47 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles26108-hi-im-a-happy-axe-murderer.htmlThe shriek was one of complete, conscious fear. Their parents raced to the room. Matthew stood over his quivering, prostrate sister, plastic axe in hand, beaming. Matthew's father boomed, "WHAT HAPPENED HERE?" His sister choked out the words between sobs, "He, he hit me with his axe." Matthew's mother checked her darling daughter for gashes ...Sat, 08 Mar 2008 12:27:47 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles26262-a-bird-in-the-house.htmlLiving in the country we have come to expect seeing different species of animals. Deer occasionally grace our presence. Of course, once we are seen by them they quickly disappear. One day as I was looking out a back window there were 7 or so wild turkey. After flying away, they have not returned. Many different birds com ...Sat, 08 Mar 2008 12:27:47 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles26333-clothesline-fresh-country-myth-breaker-17.html/p> Clothesline fresh, country fresh scent, smells like a country garden, those of us from the city have all seen our share of country clad laundry soap commercials. The token red barn glows in the distance. Closer in, clothes adorn the line. Each piece is so straight and evenly spaced you'd believe a team of sophomore geo ...Sat, 08 Mar 2008 12:27:47 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles26548-free-funny-animated-ecards.htmla href="http://www.christianet.com/christianecards/index.htm">Free funny animated ecards can be found on a variety of Internet websites simply by typing in a few key words on a search engine, and allowing that search engine to provide the Internet surfer with results. Free funny animated ecards can come in every subject area imagina ...Sat, 08 Mar 2008 12:27:47 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles25893-simple-habitat-solutions.html There are many interesting plants and Shrubs that are planted in Bucks County That help improve wildlife habitats. Are planning to improve your wildlife habitat? Great wildlife habitats just don't happen in your back lot or landscape. You need to plant the correct plants, shrubs, and trees. Knowledge is they key to great plant and shrub ...Fri, 07 Mar 2008 05:49:20 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles25768-jake-ross-and-the-grungy-grabs.htmlI know what you're thinking. Why should we hear about grabs, let along grungy grabs? Could it be because this is just about the most common attack you'll ever face? Yup. Grabs can be explained as just about the most complicated thing in the world, if you want to. I don't want to make it that complicated, so here goe ...Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:06:00 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles25673-why-it-pays-to-out-more-humor-in-the-workplace.html1. Humor reduces stress levels and stress is the number one problem confronting employees today. 2. Laughter boosts morale while stress erodes staff morale. It is in the best interest of any business to invest in the happiness of its employees. Laughter is an effective barometer of just how happy your peo ...Sun, 02 Mar 2008 11:54:40 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles25290-a-visit-from-st-customer-a-landscapers-tale.htmlA Visit from St. Customer... A Landscaper's Tale Article by Jack Stone Copyright © 2003 by ProGardenBiz ProGardenBiz, an online magazine http://www.progardenbiz.com 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the supply house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a pipe mouse; The orders were made in the of ...Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:59:49 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles25189-who-has-the-greatest-job-in-the-world.htmlI have, in my opinion, the world's perfect job. Just look at the evidence. I love people and I love God. I love talking to people about God and I love talking to God about people. Therefore, if you put these two together, I am doing what I love doing: the greatest job in the world. I must confess, however, this wa ...Mon, 25 Feb 2008 09:44:19 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles25062-clever-rudy-giuliani-the-prosecutor-who-learned-how-to-smile.htmlMany things are expected of a feared prosecutor, but that he will become a constantly smiling and ever-affable person is not usually one of them. Enter Rudy Giuliani, now a politician so seasoned that recently he has begun to smile as readily as a plastic Santa Claus. In fact, he has become the most consistently smiley candi ...Mon, 25 Feb 2008 05:40:54 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles24890-more-good-news-about-booze.htmlA new medical study has provided more good news about booze. There is an ingredient in red wine that apparently really does prolong life, at least, the life of mice. How do we know? In a recent study, mice that were fed all kinds of artery-clogging foods and fattened up were given huge doses of the ...Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:11:14 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles24871-a-pint-of-your-best-quotbugbearquot-please.html Copyright Victoria Elizabeth 2004. All rights reserved. A PINT OF YOUR BEST "BUGBEAR" PLEASE -- Toorah For Those Tittilating Tag-Names that Come With Your Favorite Grog!-- Fascinated as I am with names, I happened upon an article in our thrice-weekly newspaper devoted to tempting the tastebuds of tipplers at a local "Beerfest". It seem ...Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:34:49 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles24742-gravedigger-a-beer-drinking-party-game.htmlGravedigger is an awesome Monster truck but have you tried the popular "Gravedigger" beer drinking party game? Can you be the last man or woman standing? Are you the ultimate "Gravedigger?" To win the title, you must bury a few of your beer-drinking buddies first. You'll need several decks of playing cards, 6 or more players and, of course, beer.( ...Mon, 25 Feb 2008 07:25:39 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles24645-local-legend.html ...Mon, 25 Feb 2008 04:19:44 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles24497-ass-pimples-vs-back-acne.html/p> Ass Pimples Vs Back Acne What is Back Acne ? Umm... Acne on your back. There you have it. Well there is a difference compared to face acne. Back acne is one form of body acne and it's a bitch to reach when you need to treat that really juicy volcanic pimple on your back. What are ass pimples? pimples on your bum, what more ...Sun, 24 Feb 2008 11:43:41 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles24459-laughing-at-the-indian-cricket-team.htmlEven with top class players, the Indian team loses and loses so here are some jokes directed at them. Indian cricket is headed for a disastrous World Cup and only those who wish to bury their head in the sand can think that they will do well there. The pitches in West Indies are fast and the players (who anyway have a tough ...Sun, 24 Feb 2008 10:42:53 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles24390-100-office-safe-amusing-animated-backgrounds.html Desktop backgrounds and wallpapers are one of the easiest customisable options for any computer user, however inept. Most people choose a picture of their favorite celebrity, car or escapist destination. Others choose animated wallpapers, often depicting an idillic mountain stream or a white sand beach with breathtaking ocea ...Sun, 24 Feb 2008 08:52:29 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles24220-blabaloos-celebrity-gossip-blogs-confirm-that-michael-jackson-is-acting-strange-again.htmlIf there was ever two words that incite more speculation and innuendo than any others, the words would have to be Michael Jackson. After a self-imposed exile in the middle-eastern country of Bahrain (where he was almost jailed for importing excessive amounts of painkillers) Jackson has reportedly returned to Las Vegas just in ...Sun, 24 Feb 2008 04:20:29 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles24032-osama-and-saddam.htmlOsama and Saddam You know that if he could've done it before 911, Osama would've come out of his cave and gone to the top of a mountain where his cell phone reception was better and had a conversation with Saddam that would've probably gone something like the following (translated into English for your convenience): Osama ...Sun, 24 Feb 2008 11:19:41 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles23917-humor-18-similarities-between-women-and-computers.htmlHave you ever wondered in what way are women like the computers we have at home? Here, I show you how. Before you read any further, please note that this is not a piece out to damage or cut down the important role of women in our society. Read below only as humour and nothing more. These are intended solely for a good l ...Sun, 24 Feb 2008 08:15:41 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles23722-sequnned-suits-amp-platform-boots.html Fancy coming up to my bedroom? There isn’t a chair but the bed’s comfy. You can lie down on it if you like but take the pink nylon bedspread off first or my ol’ lady’ll go bananas and knock you for six! So what do you think then? Do you like my room? I'm a teenager now y'know - you’ll find no daft kittens on my wallpaper, th ...Sun, 24 Feb 2008 03:03:41 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles23639-if-i-can-be-big-and-beautiful-can-i-be-ugly-and-beautiful-too.htmlLike I indicate in the Bio for this article I used to be fat. Actually I'm still kinda fat and I don't exercise because I hate exercise. It's seriously unpleasant just for the sake of doing it. Mix it up with the chance to gloat over someone else by winning some sort of mindless game though and you can count me in anytime!! I ...Sun, 24 Feb 2008 12:50:53 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles22741-crime-at-academy-awards-gangster-movie-outguns-little-miss-sunshine.htmlHollywood reverted to type at this year's Academy Awards, presenting its Oscar for best picture to yet another gangster movie, while passing over that rare production, a charming, if offbeat, piece of innocent merriment, Little Miss Sunshine. Of course, there were militating factors. The members of the academy felt it ...Sun, 24 Feb 2008 12:33:29 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles22766-a-french-teachers-memories.htmlAnyone know how it is to go to school for the first time. Teachers live through this experience twice; and the second time is not the less impressive. Despite my diplomas that allowed me to teach in state secondary schools and my requests, I had been appointed to teach to a sixth-grade class. At least, I alm ...Sun, 24 Feb 2008 12:33:29 GMT