http://www.articleburn.comfree submit original articleen-EN Sun, 06 Jul 2008 05:05:13 GMTCopyright 2007 articleburn.comhttp://www.articleburn.com/articles35290-hazards-of-extreme-camping.htmlHazards of Extreme Camping By J. D. Adams Seeking direction as a youth, I bought a compass and wandered into the savage heart of the wilderness. Oregon's history came alive as I retraced pioneer trails and skied cross-country to skyline camps. Now, grizzled and trout revering, I offer this to show that extreme camping is so much more than survivin ...Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:22:53 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles35465-laughter-really-is-the-bet-medicine.html Did you know that according to research, children laugh about 400 times a day while adults only laugh about 15 times a day? Some how, as we got older we lost the ability to laugh. Could it be that putting more humour and laughter into our day will improve our health and wellbeing? In an article written by Drs. Gael Crystal and Pa ...Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:22:53 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles35526-gloog.htmlGloog.tk is a website dedicated to funny image edits. On www.gloog.tk you can find funny edits of images/logos and also animations have been added recently. Go here for an enjoyable time on the web! ...Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:22:53 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles35623-rural-relocation-considerations-and-adjustments.htmlSo you're thinking about going country? It's time to abandon the frenzy of city life, drop the 'G' from the end of your verbs and trade your Gucci for goats. You long to be in a place where business is done on a handshake, where your backyard is bountiful and where folks welcome you with warm apple pie and a smile. You want the simple life. ...Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:22:53 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles35669-can-you-or-cant-you.htmlThere are a lot of people out there who for one reason or another really can’t so something. This article is not about you so don’t be offended. This article is about all the other people who for one reason or another say they can’t do something, when what they really should be saying is that they won’t do something. Now I don’t want you to ...Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:22:53 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles35686-25-reasons-you-might-need-to-wear-a-welding-helmet.html/p> A welding helmet is a safety device worn for protection while one is welding; however, there are definitely many other uses for a welding helmet. A welding helmet is a very practical that should be found in every home. Here are just a few ways you might find yourself in need of a welding helmet: 1. You can't find your bike helme ...Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:22:53 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles34899-go-ahead-make-dads-day.htmlThroughout the year, many days of celebration are tucked capriciously into the calendar. So much so, it is hard to find any day of the year where something or someone is not being observed, which has benefited the greeting card company, you can be sure. I'm not positive, but I think they've had a great deal to do with designating these days ...Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:21:36 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles34924-a-brief-history-of-caricatures.htmlA caricature is a portrait of a person that exaggerates certain features in order to express the essence of the person and still make the subject easily identifiable. Although it is often viewed as a comic type of art today, it has a rather long history. The earliest forms date back to ancient days. In the excava ...Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:21:36 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles34947-milk-goats-know-thy-enemy.htmlPatience may be a virtue, but laughter is the only way to survive goat milking. You can strive for the perfect fencing. You must aim for good nutrition. But, don't kid yourself. When it comes to milking, you do not get the last word. When I decided to add milk goats to my backyard farm I envisioned pitchers of milk cooling i ...Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:21:36 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles35058-tontos-lament.html I approached the cell where they were holding Tonto. I had some feeling of fear at the prospect of being locked up in a 6x8 cell with the man who shot the Lone Ranger. The guard asked me if I wanted to go in and I mentioned this. " He also scalped him. Allegedly, that is”. I went on in and stood there observing the man ...Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:21:36 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles35063-new-video-share-community-site.htmlHave you ever felt that the usual online community sites (such as Myspace, Facebook and so on) often lack, well, entertainment? They may very well allow you to chat for hours and hours to friends you know, and people you don't, but the whole "scene" starts to feel slightly repetitive after a while. One site that dares to break the mould howev ...Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:21:36 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles33904-g8-protestors-insist-nations-have-the-right-to-remain-poor.htmlThis year, protestors in Rostock, Germany, were so enthusiastic that they demonstrated against the G8 Summit before it began. Dozens of impatient groups took part, including communists, anarchists and environmentalists, whose goals were as mixed as their makeup. But one protestor summed up the core of their anti-g ...Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:21:23 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles34224-the-sky-is-falling.htmlWhen you turn on the TV and learn that a giant, killer asteroid is headed your way, you have to ask yourself certain questions. Like, should I have that second bowl of Crispy Hexagons or just stop at one? The other morning, I was sitting at my kitchen table eating my usual bowl of generic cereal (Crispy Hexagon ...Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:21:23 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles32937-henry-ford-wakes-up-fires-greatgrandson.htmlThe Ford Motor Company has of late been so inept at building cars Americans would like to own that Henry Ford no longer found it possible to remain dead. Making a surprise appearance at Ford Headquarters, he entered his great-grandson's office, and said, "What the hell is going on, Billy?" "Who are you?" ...Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:11:36 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles33080-bush-and-cheney-seek-advice-on-iraq.htmlDecember 11, 2006 WASHINGTON, AP - President Bush on Monday opened three days of intensive consultations on Iraq, saying the United States and countries across the Middle East have a vital stake in helping the fragile government in Baghdad succeed. ...Bush is under intense pressure to come up with a new approach in Iraq, particularly ...Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:11:36 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles33173-100-office-safe-amusing-animated-backgrounds.htmlDesktop backgrounds and wallpapers are one of the easiest customisable options for any computer user, however inept. Most people choose a picture of their favorite celebrity, car or escapist destination. Others choose animated wallpapers, often depicting an idillic mountain stream or a white sand beach with breathtaking ocean views. A new ...Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:11:36 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles33190-a-tale-of-the-hunt.html My good friend Brian and I love hunting. We’ve been chasing the elusive Whitetail deer all across the fields and woodlands of our home state of Massachusetts. Now, Massachusetts isn’t regarded as a great hunting state, but there are deer here, you just have to gain access to the privately held lands that are a goldmine for hunting. ...Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:11:36 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles33299-quottoo-much-stuffquot-syndrome-or-how-decorating-and-organizing-can.htmlPublishing Guidelines: You may publish this article with the article and resource box intact and unchanged provided any links are hyperlinked. A courtesy copy of your publication would be appreciated. (The challenge paragraph may be omitted for space.) ----------- “Too Much Stuff” Syndrome or How Decorating ...Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:11:36 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles33361-it-is-fun-to-crack-a-joke-regarding-old-age-and-retirement.htmlOld age and retirement is a very crucial phase in a person's life. Most people feel bad tempered and uncertain about their life after retirement and when they are in their older ages. It ought to be accepted gracefully as it is an unavoidable stage in everybody's life. There are people who can take it in their pace and even enjoy it. Old a ...Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:11:36 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles32164-dog-poo.htmlIn Southern Germany in a town by the name of Bayreuth, the German police are in a quandary. The town’s dog poo is under attack. Park officials are desperate to resolve what could become an international incident. Unknown person or persons have been sticking little US flags into piles of doggie poo for over a year now. Surprisi ...Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:10:56 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles32419-what-kiss-means-to-a-professor.htmlThis mail landed into my inbox. Enjoy it. Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways: Prof. of Computer Science: A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte. Prof. of Algebra: A kiss is two divided by nothing. Prof. of Geometry: A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines. ...Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:10:56 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles32777-quiet-please-soccer-game-in-progress.htmlIcy temperatures far below normal. Gale force winds. Stinging sheets of horizontal rain. Cascading rivers of mud. This abnormal change in our weather patterns can only mean one thing. Somebody somewhere has scheduled a children's soccer game. My daughter had two games this weekend. Like every game before them -- it rained. Temperatures nev ...Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:10:56 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles32832-tallywhacker-bush-bats-and-the-doo-doo-eating-dog.htmlOne weekend about 15 or so years ago, (my God, has it been that long?) my cousin Jeff and I loaded up his son Jason, aged ten, and my son Sean aged eight, along with Jeff's black labrador retriever named Sam and off we went to four-wheel it through the marshy bottoms to camp out on Jeff's 43 acres of land that ...Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:10:56 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles31974-diary-complaints.html -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Diary Complaints By John Sammon My wife keeps a diary, and sometimes leaves it open with the last entry in view on the coffee table. I"m a person who wouldn"t want to read another person"s diary, even my wife"s, diaries ...Thu, 13 Mar 2008 08:21:28 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles31923-caution-when-upgrading.htmlDear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Ap ...Thu, 13 Mar 2008 01:39:25 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles31915-morgan-pressel-cinderellas-from-john-kennedy-into-tiger-woods.htmlAs Yogi Berra said, "It ain't over till it's over." Right now it looks like earthlings are just about to follow the dinasours into extinction in nuclear world war 3 and its aftermath nuclear winter then ultraviolet summer. However it isn't over till it's over. Just ask Morgan Pressel. 18 year old blonde pixie Morgan Pressel stood on the 18th gre ...Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:36:21 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles31883-out-of-africa.htmlOut of Africa An Improbable Tail A few weeks ago there was a small stir of excitement in our area, which briefly lit up the gloom of our northern Scottish winter like the Northern Lights, which are quite visible to us at this latitude. Apparently a man - a Marine, no less - had walked, wearing nothing but a grin and ...Thu, 13 Mar 2008 08:24:05 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles31844-hi-ho-hi-ho.htmlHi Ho, Hi HoThe following excerpt is drawn from Hebert Returns to America, by Josef Graf, a compendium of humor that deals with modern issues.As luck would have it, I submitted my dog-eared, coffee-stained resume to the winner of the annual Employer-from-Hell award.Born and raised in Skinflint, Mani ...Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:08:45 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles31837-tontos-lament.html I approached the cell where they were holding Tonto. I had some feeling of fear at the prospect of being locked up in a 6x8 cell with the man who shot the Lone Ranger. The guard asked me if I wanted to go in and I mentioned this. " He also scalped him. Allegedly, that is”. I went on in and stood there observing the man who s ...Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:13:34 GMThttp://www.articleburn.com/articles31728-mr-cheapies-frugal-shopping-tips.htmlHello. Mr. Cheapie here again with three more fantastic I-can't-believe-I-didn't-think-of-that frugal shopping tips. I already gave you my best frugal eating tips at: http://www.thehappyguy.com/frugal-living-tip.html Now let's move away from food, because it is to always important to buy the sizzle, not the steak. That's the first t ...Wed, 12 Mar 2008 11:54:17 GMT