Scene 1: George and Jerry are at the diner having lunch. Jerry eats his sandwich while George stares blankly at the coffee in front of him. George: I don't approve of coffee. Jerry: How could you not approve of coffee? George: Well it's not so much coffee it's that whole Juan Valdez thing. Talk about cruelty to animals. Jerry: Cruelty to animals? They make coffee out of beans... beans don't have feelings. George: It's not the beans it's the donkey. Jerry: The donkey? George: Yah, have you noticed on the coffee package that Juan Valdez's mule doesn't look very happy? Jerry: I don't want to know how you can tell when a mule is happy... Hang on a second, you drink coffee all the time. George: I am in to passive resistance. I enlighten others as to the ills of our society hoping that they will do something about it. This is my niche in life.

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This unaired Seinfeld script is an example of the comedic writing skills of Alex Reidiboim and Martin Winer

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