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| All That Flapping About Has To Stop |
| 08 Mar 2008 12:28:06 | Pem Charnley |
| What a pleasant man that Rick Stein is. Only the other night,
as I tucked into Mrs Holmes’ latest offering and flicked through
the channels before settling down with his show (yes, another TV
dinner) was I really made aware of this.
Pleasant-ish anyway. He seems a little heavy handed with his
ingredients at times -when they’re still alive- for ... |
| Package Baggage |
| 08 Mar 2008 12:28:06 | Perry Estelle |
| It always fries my brains when I have nothing more creative to
do with my time than visit a computer store. It is a bit like
sending a Brit soldier to the gulf without any body armour. I am
always caught between the friendly fire of spotty computer
experts who start rubbing themselves up against a flatscreen
thinner than a fag ... |
| The Power of Quitting |
| 08 Mar 2008 12:28:06 | Jonathan Selwood |
| As humans, we again and again find ourselves dumping resources into lost causes: be they pointless wars, failed public policies, hopeless dating prospects, annoying friends, or dandelion-free lawns. I say take a stand (or actually, a seat in this case), and just quit.
Despite proclamations to the con ... |
| W. Keleher : A multifaceted individual |
| 08 Mar 2008 12:27:47 | William Keleher |
| W. Keleher : A multifaceted individual
William Aloysius Keleher was a multifaceted individual. No, it is no exaggeration, not an over-stretched truth either. It is a completely unadulterated fact. Why would one say that? That is because Mr. Keleher was a unique person who stood out among many with his exceptional work and achievement. The ... |
| I'm A Romance Novel Hero! |
| 08 Mar 2008 12:27:47 | Ed Williams |
| Before we get started here, let me tell y’all that what you’re
about to read is the absolute truth. The absolute, unvarnished
truth. I swear it on every one of my Elvis and BTO CDs. Now,
let’s get right down to it, y’all just focus your eyes on the
following sentence:
I was the inspiration for the ma ... |
| The Litter Box Shuffle |
| 08 Mar 2008 12:27:47 | M.L. Scott |
| Cat owners have a preoccupation with waste disposal that rivals
only that of sanitation workers. Indeed, only a fellow cat lover
could understand. The ultimate litter solution seems to elude us
like the search for the Holy Grail. We know it's out there. And
we know it should cost something less than a mortgage paymen ... |
| Hi! I'm a Happy Axe Murderer! |
| 08 Mar 2008 12:27:47 | Denise Tarka |
| The shriek was one of complete, conscious fear. Their parents raced to the room. Matthew stood over his quivering, prostrate sister, plastic axe in hand, beaming.
Matthew's father boomed, "WHAT HAPPENED HERE?"
His sister choked out the words between sobs, "He, he hit me with his axe."
Matthew's mother checked her darling daughter for gash ... |
| A Bird in the House |
| 08 Mar 2008 12:27:47 | Lloyd Mize |
| Living in the country we have come to expect seeing different species of animals. Deer occasionally grace our presence. Of course, once we are seen by them they quickly disappear. One day as I was looking out a back window there were 7 or so wild turkey. After flying away, they have not returned. Many diff ... |
| Clothesline Fresh - Country Myth Breaker # 17 |
| 08 Mar 2008 12:27:47 | Nola L. Kelsey |
| /p>
Clothesline fresh, country fresh scent, smells like a country
garden, those of us from the city have all seen our share of
country clad laundry soap commercials. The token red barn glows
in the distance. Closer in, clothes adorn the line.
Each piece is so straight and evenly spaced you'd believe ... |
| Free Funny Animated Ecards |
| 08 Mar 2008 12:27:47 | Christian |
| a
href="http://www.christianet.com/christianecards/index.htm">Free
funny animated ecards can be found on a variety of Internet
websites simply by typing in a few key words on a search engine,
and allowing that search engine to provide the Internet surfer
with results. Free funny animated ecards can come in every
subject area imaginable to tail ... |
| Simple Habitat Solutions |
| 07 Mar 2008 05:49:20 | Marjorie Hirst |
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There are many interesting plants and Shrubs that are planted in Bucks County That help improve wildlife habitats. Are planning to improve your wildlife habitat? Great wildlife habitats just don't happen in your back lot or landscape. You need to plant the correct plants, shrubs, and trees. Knowledge is they key to great plant and shrub select ... |
| Jake Ross and The Grungy Grabs |
| 04 Mar 2008 01:06:00 | Jake Ross |
| I know what you're thinking. Why should we hear about grabs, let along grungy grabs?
Could it be because this is just about the most common attack you'll ever face? Yup.
Grabs can be explained as just about the most complicated thing in the world, if you want to. I don't want to make it that complicated, so here goes.
To keep things ... |
| Why It Pays to Out More Humor in the Workplace |
| 02 Mar 2008 11:54:40 | Mike Moore |
| 1. Humor reduces stress levels and stress is the number one
problem confronting employees today.
2. Laughter boosts morale while stress erodes staff morale. It
is in the best interest of any business to invest in the
happiness of its employees. Laughter is an effective barometer
of just how happy your people are.
3. Keeping things in perspective ... |
| A Visit from St. Customer... A Landscaper's Tale |
| 26 Feb 2008 12:59:49 | Jack Stone |
| A Visit from St. Customer... A Landscaper's Tale Article by Jack
Stone Copyright © 2003 by ProGardenBiz ProGardenBiz, an online
magazine http://www.progardenbiz.com
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the supply
house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a pipe mouse; The
orders were made in th ... |
| Who Has The Greatest Job In The World? |
| 25 Feb 2008 09:44:19 | Rev. James L. Snyder |
| I have, in my opinion, the world's perfect job. Just look at the
evidence. I love people and I love God. I love talking to people
about God and I love talking to God about people.
Therefore, if you put these two together, I am doing what I love
doing: the greatest job in the world.
I must confess, however, this was no ... |
| Clever Rudy Giuliani - The Prosecutor Who Learned How To Smile |
| 25 Feb 2008 05:40:54 | Tom Attea |
| Many things are expected of a feared prosecutor, but that he will become a constantly smiling and ever-affable person is not usually one of them.
Enter Rudy Giuliani, now a politician so seasoned that recently he has begun to smile as readily as a plastic Santa Claus. In fact, he has become the most consistently smil ... |
| More Good News About Booze |
| 25 Feb 2008 12:11:14 | Tom Attea |
| A new medical study has provided more good news about booze. There is an ingredient in red wine that apparently really does prolong life, at least, the life of mice.
How do we know? In a recent study, mice that were fed all kinds of artery-clogging foods and fattened up were given huge doses of the elixir, while o ... |
| A PINT OF YOUR BEST "BUGBEAR" PLEASE |
| 25 Feb 2008 11:34:49 | Victoria Elizabeth |
| Copyright Victoria Elizabeth 2004. All rights reserved.
A PINT OF YOUR BEST "BUGBEAR" PLEASE
-- Toorah For Those Tittilating Tag-Names that Come With Your
Favorite Grog!--
Fascinated as I am with names, I happened upon an article in our
thrice-weekly newspaper devoted to tempting the tastebuds of
tipplers at a local "Beerfest".
It seems that ... |
| Gravedigger: A Beer Drinking Party Game |
| 25 Feb 2008 07:25:39 | William Swan |
| Gravedigger is an awesome Monster truck but have you tried the popular "Gravedigger" beer drinking party game? Can you be the last man or woman standing? Are you the ultimate "Gravedigger?" To win the title, you must bury a few of your beer-drinking buddies first. You'll need several decks of playing cards, 6 or more play ... |
| Ass Pimples Vs Back Acne |
| 24 Feb 2008 11:43:41 | Taylor May - Pimplegel.com |
| /p>
Ass Pimples Vs Back Acne
What is Back Acne ? Umm... Acne on your back. There you
have it. Well there is a difference compared to face acne. Back acne is one form of
body acne and it's a bitch
to reach when you need to treat that really juicy volcanic pimple on your back. What are
ass pimples? pimples on your
bum, what m ... |
| Laughing at the Indian Cricket Team |
| 24 Feb 2008 10:42:53 | Jack Reider |
| Even with top class players, the Indian team loses and loses so here are some jokes directed at them.
Indian cricket is headed for a disastrous World Cup and only those who wish to bury their head in the sand can think that they will do well there. The pitches in West Indies are fast and the players (who anyway have a tough ... |
| 100% office safe amusing animated backgrounds |
| 24 Feb 2008 08:52:29 | Jeff Darling |
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Desktop backgrounds and wallpapers are one of the easiest customisable options for any computer user, however inept. Most people choose a picture of their favorite celebrity, car or escapist destination. Others choose animated wallpapers, often depicting an idillic mountain stream or a white sand beach with breathtaking ocean v ... |
| BLABALOO'S CELEBRITY GOSSIP BLOGS CONFIRM THAT MICHAEL JACKSON IS ACTING STRANGE... AGAIN! |
| 24 Feb 2008 04:20:29 | Blabaloo Staff |
| If there was ever two words that incite more speculation and innuendo than any others, the words would have to be Michael Jackson. After a self-imposed exile in the middle-eastern country of Bahrain (where he was almost jailed for importing excessive amounts of painkillers) Jackson has reportedly returned to Las Vega ... |
| Osama and Saddam |
| 24 Feb 2008 11:19:41 | Rocky Ramsey |
| Osama and Saddam
You know that if he could've done it before 911, Osama would've
come out of his cave and gone to the top of a mountain where his
cell phone reception was better and had a conversation with
Saddam that would've probably gone something like the following
(translated into English for your convenience):
Osama said, ... |
| Humor: 18 Similarities Between Women and Computers |
| 24 Feb 2008 08:15:41 | Jack Reider |
| Have you ever wondered in what way are women like the computers we have at home? Here, I show you how.
Before you read any further, please note that this is not a piece out to damage or cut down the important role of women in our society. Read below only as humour and nothing more. These are intended solely for a ... |
| Sequnned Suits & Platform Boots |
| 24 Feb 2008 03:03:41 | Sharon Jacobsen |
| Fancy coming up to my bedroom? There isn’t a chair but the
bed’s comfy. You can lie down on it if you like but take the
pink nylon bedspread off first or my ol’ lady’ll go bananas and
knock you for six!
So what do you think then? Do you like my room? I'm a teenager
now y'know - you’ll find no daft kittens on my wal ... |
| If I can be big and beautiful can I be ugly and beautiful too? |
| 24 Feb 2008 12:50:53 | Fitzgerald Trevis Scott |
| Like I indicate in the Bio for this article I used to be fat. Actually I'm still kinda fat and I don't exercise because I hate exercise. It's seriously unpleasant just for the sake of doing it. Mix it up with the chance to gloat over someone else by winning some sort of mindless game though and you can count me in anytime!! I adore mindl ... |
| Crime At Academy Awards: Gangster Movie Outguns Little Miss Sunshine |
| 24 Feb 2008 12:33:29 | Tom Attea |
| Hollywood reverted to type at this year's Academy Awards, presenting its Oscar for best picture to yet another gangster movie, while passing over that rare production, a charming, if offbeat, piece of innocent merriment, Little Miss Sunshine.
Of course, there were militating factors. The members of the academy felt it was high ... |
| A French Teacher's Memories |
| 24 Feb 2008 12:33:29 | Gabrielle Guichard |
| Anyone know how it is to go to school for the first time.
Teachers live through this experience twice; and the second time
is not the less impressive.
Despite my diplomas that allowed me to teach in state secondary
schools and my requests, I had been appointed to teach to a
sixth-grade class. At least, I almost worked in my backyard. The
morning cl ... |
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