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| You Think You've Got Communication Problems Where You Work? Read |
| 11 Mar 2008 06:02:09 | Susan Dunn, M.A., The EQ Coach |
| Here are some maintenance log entries from a major airline – or
so the email says, showing the problems reported by pilots (P)
and solutions recorded by mechanics (S).
It’s probably true. You couldn’t make these things up.
P: Left inside main try almost needs replacement. S: Almost
replaced left inside main try.
P: Test flight OK, except ... |
| Why Wait For Someone Else To Create Really Funny Jokes? |
| 11 Mar 2008 04:43:19 | Graham Parry |
| Let's face it, we all love a laugh. We need funny events, funny jokes, comedy shows, cartoons, or even just listening to someone with an infectious laugh, because when we laugh it's nature's drug free high. We feel good about life, just for those moments.
Thousands of people trawl the Net each day in search ... |
| Mind Games Dogs Play With Humans |
| 11 Mar 2008 02:37:11 | Arun Tibrewal |
| After your humans give you a bath, Don't Let them Towel Dry you!
Instead, run to their bed, jump up and dry yourself off on the
sheets. This is especially good if it's right before your humans
bedtime.
Act like a convicted criminal. When the humans come home, put
your ears back, tail between your legs, chin down and act as if
you have do ... |
| The Fine Line Between Strategy And Luck |
| 11 Mar 2008 12:02:08 | Dusty Applegate |
| I've covered the U.S. Professional Battleship Tour since its
beginning in February 2005. I know that's not a lot of time for
this sport, but believe you me, I can't think of a more
backbreaking or grueling sport to watch, cover or think about.
What is Professional Battleship? It's making a living playing ... |
| The Tax Man Cometh |
| 10 Mar 2008 11:06:57 | Tim Knox |
| Someone once said the only things in life that are certain are death and taxes I think the only difference between the two is that death claims you just once, but taxes can kill you every year.
Someone once said that there are only two things in life that are certain: death and taxes. I would argue that death and taxes a ... |
| It finally happened |
| 10 Mar 2008 02:34:32 | Birmingham UK Com |
| As we get older some of us tend to lose our inhibitions and
begin to speak out more. Some would say grumpy old men and
others might be more charitable and say that we speak our mind
but for me, today, it finally happened. At last I got chance to
do something I have always wanted to.
The day started off pretty much the same as ... |
| U. S. Population Reaches 300 Million; Wow, That's A Lot Of Lovemaking! |
| 09 Mar 2008 03:50:23 | Tom Attea |
| The US population has now reached 300 million. True, it has taken since the ancestors of the American Indians migrated across the Aleutian Islands and dropped in via Alaska and since the Mayflower contributed the first European contingent.
But what can we say? Even given early Puritanical restraint and continuing inexplicable guilt about ma ... |
| YO THERE QUIPPING QUEEN! |
| 09 Mar 2008 03:50:23 | Adrian Air-of-Sleet |
| Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005.
YO THERE QUIPPING QUEEN!
Or, who is that entourage of questionable quirky characters
anyway?
By: Adrian Air-of-Sleet, Personal Secretary and Royal
Biographer to Her Royal Majesty, Victoria Elizabeth, Quipping
Queen and Empress of Eccentricity who is responsible for
overseeing the day-to-day-affa ... |
| Humorous Software? It's Going To Bust Your Chops. |
| 09 Mar 2008 03:50:23 | John Deprice |
| Do you think software is boring? Think again. Software companies
have developed products that change your voice, make funny
pictures and even predict your future. Curious? Read on.
AV Voice Changer (Avnex Ltd)
Browbeaten by bad chaps? Not allowed to play adult games? Want
nobody to recognize your real identity? Now with AV ... |
| Zombie, and Other Assorted Un-dead Types |
| 09 Mar 2008 03:50:23 | By S. Joan Popek |
| The most notable feature of zombies and other dead things is
that they are not very smart. Something happens to their logical
thinking process in the nether world just before they rise again
to terrorize their chosen hero and heroin. Speaking of heros,
have you noticed that there is always one of each gender of
hero/h ... |
| Importance of Humor in your speech |
| 09 Mar 2008 03:49:55 | ibrahim |
| Some keynote speaker says that they do not use humor in their speech because it does not go with their comfort. In fact any body can use humor and it is a very valuable tool in speaking. Apt humorous speech relaxes your audience and creates more comfortable feel with you as a humorous speaker. Humor could also bring ... |
| Sparkle the Clown |
| 09 Mar 2008 03:49:55 | Sandy Peacock |
| Sparkle the Clown would love to your next special event! Adding
a special touch to family gatherings or company picnics, open
houses, employee apprec- iations, festivals, I even do "clown-a-
grams!" I am a deciated christian wanting to bring good clean,
fun, games crafts, singing, face painting, puppet shows, and
more ... |
| A Conference Call Guide For The Jekylls And The Hydes |
| 09 Mar 2008 03:49:55 | Nahshon DeMore |
| You can't be an office worker and not know what a conference call is. After all, a conference call is as inevitable to office life as reports and promotions. In fact, the more geographically dispersed corporate teams are and the costlier the travels, the more important a conference call becomes. Conference calls fall under the bracket o ... |
| Selling Scrubs When Your Spouse Is A Nurse? |
| 09 Mar 2008 03:49:55 | VMT Singuillo |
| Doing business has been my passion. One day I thought of doing business with some medical and nursing related items since I and my wife are both in these fields.
I said to myself, 'Maybe I'll try to support all the healthcare professionals out there by selling uniforms and scrubs at a very affordable price. I ... |
| IS GOD A DEMOCRAT OR A REPUBLICAN? AND OTHER CULTURAL ANOMALIES |
| 09 Mar 2008 07:05:42 | Rev. James L. Snyder |
| The amazing thing about contemporary American culture is its
predisposition to organize itself into neat little categories.
This "pigeonhole syndrome," referred to by some as PHS, (not to
be confused with PMS), is responsible for much of the stress in
our society today.
We even categorize this stress, enabling us to compare our
stress with pe ... |
| How I Spent My Summer Vacation |
| 09 Mar 2008 04:20:51 | Lee Goins |
| One of the best parts of a vacation is the positive outlook you derive from pleasant anticipation. Another benefit is the afterglow, allowing you to feel right with the world. A general guideline I have is to live in the present and not yearn too heavily for the past or future; but making brief exceptio ... |
| Under A Cuban Moon |
| 08 Mar 2008 06:39:57 | Bill Dollar |
| HAVANA,May 20 (www.cubanet.org) - Cuban
authorities have implemented strict security measures at the
embarkation points for the small ferries crossing Havana
bay.Now, before boarding, all passengers must go through a metal
detector. Newly posted signs warn passengers they can't carry
furniture or birthday cakes...
You know how it is on a stormy nig ... |
| WHAT'S IN A NAME? -- Odd Places in America |
| 08 Mar 2008 01:39:02 | Victoria Elizabeth |
| Copyright Victoria Elizabeth 2004. All rights reserved.
WHAT DO 'DEAD HORSE' AND 'DEVIL'S BACKBONE' HAVE IN COMMON?
-- A Misguided Guide to Unusual Placenames in America --
It is said that England has more than a few rather quaint
placenames such as Bodmin, Grimbister, Ipswich, Nobottle, No
Man's L ... |
| Spider's Night on the Boom |
| 08 Mar 2008 01:23:20 | Gary E. Anderson |
| Spider's Night on the Boom (An excerpt from the book Spider’s
Night on the Boom) by Gary E. Anderson www.abciowa.com
I've never been what you'd call a wild child. When I was in
grade school, the most negative thing teachers used to write on
my report cards was "can't keep hands off other students."
In high ... |
| The Weirdness of the Japanese |
| 08 Mar 2008 12:28:38 | Steve Sommers |
| I hope Hollywood decides to make no more horror movies based on
Japanese ones. They're really boring and not the least bit
scarey. Right now I'm thinking of 'The Ring' and the 'The
Grudge' and I've seen ads for 'Black Water' which I absolutely
will not see or rent in the future because I learned my lesson
from those firs ... |
| How to find old friends |
| 08 Mar 2008 12:28:38 | Dave Loh |
| Alright, that was just a nice way to putting it. Its actually more like...
* I'm bored, its for fun!
* Just trying to locate a friend
* I'm playing detective
* My first step to revenge
What ever it may be, let us continue on with the guide and embrace the sicko within us all.
First off, we need information on the v ... |
| The Warner Brothers Make Noise |
| 08 Mar 2008 12:28:38 | Stephen Schochet |
| Hollywood was an attractive place for the early filmmakers to
settle, full of good weather, orange and lemon trees. For
producers who owed money on borrowed camera equipment if a
creditor came after them, they could hide among the trees. It
was a hard business full of causalities and took a pirate's
mentality to surv ... |
| A Few Tips On Comic Book Bags |
| 08 Mar 2008 12:28:38 | AAA-Collectables |
| font size="4">Comic Book Backing Boards come in different
thicknesses and acid-free properties. The basic purpose for
using a backing board is to give the comic some stiffness, which
helps keep the comic pages from bending, creasing or wrinkling.
When a backing is placed in the center of the comic it pro ... |
| It's Not That Easy to Deal With A Monkey In Malay |
| 08 Mar 2008 12:28:38 | Wan Yee |
| " Awww, she's cute," a speaker of Malay may say about his
pretty girl friend.
Change the subject to a baby orangutan, he may NOT say, "
Awww, it is cute."
Why?
He has to say," Awww, the orangutan is cute." Because there is no personal pronouns for non-humans in Malay.
What if the guy has more to say about the orangutan? Does thi ... |
| Wanted: Treadmill for an Elephant |
| 08 Mar 2008 12:28:38 | Garry Gamber |
|
Maggie, the 22 year-old African elephant, has been a resident of the Alaska Zoo since 1983. The Zoo recently decided that Maggie needs nicer quarters, more attention, and a treadmill. She weighs 9,100 pounds and does not get enough exercise, especially during the long Alaskan winter months.
Alaska ... |
| IN A BUSY WORLD WE STILL NEED TO TAKE TIME TO LAUGH |
| 08 Mar 2008 12:28:19 | By Rev. James L. Snyder |
| In many ways, the American home faces the danger of becoming a
vanishing institution. Along with its extinction, the family
unit as we know it is in danger. Children are not growing up in
homes anymore. They are growing up in terminals.
In reality, the American family does not need a home. We are
born in a hospital, educated in a college, co ... |
| Free Funny Ecard and Free Funny Ecards |
| 08 Mar 2008 12:28:19 | Christian |
| A free
funny ecard is a way to brighten someones day whether you
are living in the same area or whether you are living far away.
Free funny ecards are available through several different
websites. Many of these websites will have free funny ecards
that are in 3d and have many different types of pictures. A free
funny ... |
| What if my 3rd Eyes is Myopic |
| 08 Mar 2008 12:28:06 | Zander Sprague |
|
What If My Third Eye Is Myopic? Yoga and Me
Zander Sprague
Yoga and Me
I've been doing yoga for quite a few years. And I really enjoy
it. I ended up taking yoga the first time with a girlfriend of
mine. And at first I was really scared because I'm not that
flexible a person, and I thought, "How am ... |
| Timothy Ward's Great Coloring Book Rebirth |
| 08 Mar 2008 12:28:06 | Timothy Ward |
| I bought a coloring book yesterday from Wal-Mart. I hadn't
colored in years and I got the strange urge to out of the blue.
I also bought a 24-pack of Crayola crayons. The box says they
are non-toxic which is a relief. I just wonder who sells the
toxic crayons and how they compare in price to the crayons I
bought. Some ... |
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