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| Hazards of Extreme Camping |
| 14 Mar 2008 02:22:53 | J. D. Adams |
| Hazards of Extreme Camping By J. D. Adams Seeking direction as a
youth, I bought a compass and wandered into the savage heart of
the wilderness. Oregon's history came alive as I retraced
pioneer trails and skied cross-country to skyline camps. Now,
grizzled and trout revering, I offer this to show that extr ... |
| Laughter Really Is The Bet Medicine! |
| 14 Mar 2008 02:22:53 | Lisa Branigan |
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Did you know that according to research, children laugh about 400 times a day while adults only laugh about 15 times a day? Some how, as we got older we lost the ability to laugh. Could it be that putting more humour and laughter into our day will improve our health and wellbeing?
In an article written by ... |
| Gloog |
| 14 Mar 2008 02:22:53 | Gloog Webmaster |
| Gloog.tk is a website dedicated to funny image edits. On www.gloog.tk you can find funny
edits of images/logos and also animations have been added
recently. Go here for an enjoyable time on the web!
... |
| Rural Relocation - Considerations and Adjustments |
| 14 Mar 2008 02:22:53 | Nola L. Kelsey |
| So you're thinking about going country? It's time to abandon the
frenzy of city life, drop the 'G' from the end of your verbs and
trade your Gucci for goats. You long to be in a place where
business is done on a handshake, where your backyard is
bountiful and where folks welcome you with warm apple pie and a
smile. You want the simple ... |
| Can You or Can't You |
| 14 Mar 2008 02:22:53 | Timothy Whitt |
| There are a lot of people out there who for one reason or
another really can’t so something. This article is not about you
so don’t be offended. This article is about all the other people
who for one reason or another say they can’t do something, when
what they really should be saying is that they won’t do
something. Now I don’t want you to be o ... |
| 25 Reasons You Might Need to Wear a Welding Helmet |
| 14 Mar 2008 02:22:53 | Kaitlin Carruth |
| /p>
A welding
helmet is a safety device worn for protection while one is
welding;
however, there are definitely many other uses for a welding
helmet. A welding helmet is a very practical that should be
found in every home. Here are just a few ways you might find
yourself in need of a welding helmet:
1. You c ... |
| Go Ahead - Make Dad's Day |
| 14 Mar 2008 02:21:36 | Rev. James L. Snyder |
| Throughout the year, many days of celebration are tucked
capriciously into the calendar. So much so, it is hard to find
any day of the year where something or someone is not being
observed, which has benefited the greeting card company, you can
be sure. I'm not positive, but I think they've had a great deal
to do with design ... |
| A Brief History of Caricatures |
| 14 Mar 2008 02:21:36 | Natalie Aranda |
| A caricature is a portrait of a person that exaggerates certain features in order to express the essence of the person and still make the subject easily identifiable. Although it is often viewed as a comic type of art today, it has a rather long history. The earliest forms date back to ancient days. In the excavations a ... |
| Milk Goats - Know Thy Enemy |
| 14 Mar 2008 02:21:36 | Nola L. Kelsey |
| Patience may be a virtue, but laughter is the only way to
survive goat milking. You can strive for the perfect fencing.
You must aim for good nutrition. But, don't kid yourself. When
it comes to milking, you do not get the last word.
When I decided to add milk goats to my backyard farm I
envisioned pitchers of milk cooling in the fridge while che ... |
| Tonto's Lament |
| 14 Mar 2008 02:21:36 | Don Roble |
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I approached the cell where they were holding Tonto. I had some
feeling of fear at the prospect of being locked up in a 6x8 cell
with the man who shot the Lone Ranger. The guard asked me if I
wanted to go in and I mentioned this.
" He also scalped him. Allegedly, that is”.
I went on in and stood there observing ... |
| New Video Share Community Site |
| 14 Mar 2008 02:21:36 | Mary Becali |
| Have you ever felt that the usual online community sites (such as Myspace, Facebook and so on) often lack, well, entertainment? They may very well allow you to chat for hours and hours to friends you know, and people you don't, but the whole "scene" starts to feel slightly repetitive after a while.
One site tha ... |
| G8 Protestors Insist Nations Have The Right To Remain Poor |
| 14 Mar 2008 02:21:23 | Tom Attea |
| This year, protestors in Rostock, Germany, were so enthusiastic that they demonstrated against the G8 Summit before it began.
Dozens of impatient groups took part, including communists, anarchists and environmentalists, whose goals were as mixed as their makeup.
But one protestor summed up the core of their anti-globalizatio ... |
| The Sky Is Falling |
| 14 Mar 2008 02:21:23 | Tim Knox |
| When you turn on the TV and learn that a giant, killer asteroid is headed your way, you have to ask yourself certain questions. Like, should I have that second bowl of Crispy Hexagons or just stop at one?
The other morning, I was sitting at my kitchen table eating my usual bowl of generic cereal (Crispy Hexagons, to be exact), when the n ... |
| Henry Ford Wakes Up; Fires Great-Grandson |
| 14 Mar 2008 02:11:36 | Tom Attea |
| The Ford Motor Company has of late been so inept at building cars Americans would like to own that Henry Ford no longer found it possible to remain dead.
Making a surprise appearance at Ford Headquarters, he entered his great-grandson's office, and said, "What the hell is going on, Billy?"
"Who are you?" asked William Clay Ford, Jr., now the CEO o ... |
| Bush and Cheney Seek Advice on Iraq |
| 14 Mar 2008 02:11:36 | John Hartnett |
| December 11, 2006 WASHINGTON, AP - President Bush on Monday opened three days of intensive consultations on Iraq, saying the United States and countries across the Middle East have a vital stake in helping the fragile government in Baghdad succeed. ...Bush is under intense pressure to come up with a new approach in Iraq, parti ... |
| 100% office safe amusing animated backgrounds |
| 14 Mar 2008 02:11:36 | Jeff Darling |
| Desktop backgrounds and wallpapers are one of the easiest
customisable options for any computer user, however inept. Most
people choose a picture of their favorite celebrity, car or
escapist destination. Others choose animated wallpapers, often
depicting an idillic mountain stream or a white sand beach with
breathtaking ocean views.
A n ... |
| A tale of the hunt |
| 14 Mar 2008 02:11:36 | Gregory J. Ballan |
| My good friend Brian and I love hunting. We’ve been chasing the
elusive Whitetail deer all across the fields and woodlands of
our home state of Massachusetts. Now, Massachusetts isn’t
regarded as a great hunting state, but there are deer here, you
just have to gain access to the privately held lands that are a
goldmine for hunting. This is wha ... |
| "Too Much Stuff" Syndrome or How Decorating and Organizing Can |
| 14 Mar 2008 02:11:36 | Lisa DeClue |
| Publishing Guidelines: You may publish this article with the
article and resource box intact and unchanged provided any links
are hyperlinked. A courtesy copy of your publication would be
appreciated. (The challenge paragraph may be omitted for space.)
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“Too Much Stuff” Syndrome or How Decorating and Organizing ... |
| It is fun to crack a joke regarding old age and retirement |
| 14 Mar 2008 02:11:36 | Rahul Roy |
| Old age and retirement is a very crucial phase in a person's life. Most people feel bad tempered and uncertain about their life after retirement and when they are in their older ages. It ought to be accepted gracefully as it is an unavoidable stage in everybody's life. There are people who can take it in their pace and even enjoy it.
Old age ... |
| Dog Poo |
| 14 Mar 2008 02:10:56 | And you thought we had problems? |
| In Southern Germany in a town by the name of Bayreuth, the
German police are in a quandary. The town’s dog poo is under
attack. Park officials are desperate to resolve what could
become an international incident. Unknown person or persons have
been sticking little US flags into piles of doggie poo for over
a year now. ... |
| WHAT KISS MEANS TO A PROFESSOR |
| 14 Mar 2008 02:10:56 | mmnjug |
| This mail landed into my inbox. Enjoy it.
Professors of different subjects define the same
word in different ways:
Prof. of Computer Science: A kiss is a few bits of
love compiled into a byte.
Prof. of Algebra: A kiss is two divided by nothing.
Prof. of Geometry: A kiss is the shortest distance
between two straight li ... |
| Quiet Please, Soccer Game In Progress |
| 14 Mar 2008 02:10:56 | John Hartnett |
| Icy temperatures far below normal. Gale force winds. Stinging sheets of horizontal rain. Cascading rivers of mud.
This abnormal change in our weather patterns can only mean one thing. Somebody somewhere has scheduled a children's soccer game.
My daughter had two games this weekend. Like every game before them -- it rained. Temperatur ... |
| Tallywhacker Bush Bats and the Doo Doo Eating Dog |
| 14 Mar 2008 02:10:56 | Tony M. Isaacs |
| One weekend about 15 or so years ago, (my God, has it been that long?) my cousin Jeff and I loaded up his son Jason, aged ten, and my son Sean aged eight, along with Jeff's black labrador retriever named Sam and off we went to four-wheel it through the marshy bottoms to camp out on Jeff's 43 acres of land that lies on both sides ... |
| Diary Complaints |
| 13 Mar 2008 08:21:28 | John Sammon |
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Diary Complaints
By John Sammon
My wife keeps a diary, and sometimes leaves it open with the last entry in view on the coffee table. I"m a person who wouldn"t want to read another person"s diary, even my wife"s, diaries being personal. But out of ... |
| Caution When Upgrading |
| 13 Mar 2008 01:39:25 | Stupid Wisdom |
| Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the
new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and
valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors
all other system activit ... |
| Morgan Pressel Cinderellas from John Kennedy into Tiger Woods |
| 13 Mar 2008 12:36:21 | Karen Fish |
| As Yogi Berra said, "It ain't over till it's over." Right now it looks like earthlings are just about to follow the dinasours into extinction in nuclear world war 3 and its aftermath nuclear winter then ultraviolet summer. However it isn't over till it's over. Just ask Morgan Pressel.
18 year old blond ... |
| Out of Africa |
| 13 Mar 2008 08:24:05 | James Collins |
| Out of Africa An Improbable Tail A few weeks ago there was a
small stir of excitement in our area, which briefly lit up the
gloom of our northern Scottish winter like the Northern Lights,
which are quite visible to us at this latitude. Apparently a man
- a Marine, no less - had walked, wearing nothing but a grin and
a beard straight out of Lord ... |
| Hi Ho, Hi Ho |
| 13 Mar 2008 03:08:45 | Josef Graf |
| Hi Ho, Hi HoThe following excerpt is drawn from Hebert Returns to America, by Josef Graf, a compendium of humor that deals with modern issues.As luck would have it, I submitted my dog-eared, coffee-stained resume to the winner of the annual Employer-from-Hell award.Born and raised in Skinflint, Manitoba, when Cuthb ... |
| Tonto's Lament |
| 13 Mar 2008 02:13:34 | Don Roble |
|
I approached the cell where they were holding Tonto. I had some
feeling of fear at the prospect of being locked up in a 6x8 cell
with the man who shot the Lone Ranger. The guard asked me if I
wanted to go in and I mentioned this.
" He also scalped him. Allegedly, that is”.
I went on in and stood there observing the man who sho ... |
| Mr. Cheapie's Frugal Shopping Tips |
| 12 Mar 2008 11:54:17 | David Leonhardt |
| Hello. Mr. Cheapie here again with three more fantastic
I-can't-believe-I-didn't-think-of-that frugal shopping tips. I
already gave you my best frugal eating tips at:
http://www.thehappyguy.com/frugal-living-tip.html
Now let's move away from food, because it is to always important
to buy the sizzle, not the steak. That's the first tip. If the
st ... |
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