18 Feb 2008 03:58:31 | Newton Hightower
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1. You display your middle finger on the dashboard before you
start the car.
2. There are more holes in the walls of your house than there
are craters on the moon.
3. You thought the movie “Natural Born Killers” was a
documentary.
4. You joined the Beer & Gun Club.
5. Your definition of Anger Management is managing to program
the VCR without throwing it across the room first.
6. Your bumper sticker reads: How’s My Driving? Call 1-800-
EAT-SH%T ext. AND-DIE.
7. You were banned from the Beer & Gun Club.
8. The bulging vein in your forehead pulsates to the beat of La
Cucaracha.
9. Your idea of a relaxing evening is to kick back with a case
of beer and watch the glow of the bug zapper.
10. Your list of people to get back at is longer than your tax
return.
About Author :
Newton Hightower is the Director of The Center for Anger
Resolution, Inc. in Houston, Texas, and author of the new book
"Anger Busting 101: New ABCs for Angry Men and the Women Who
Love Them." Visit Newton's website for anger- busting ideas and
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