18 Feb 2008 04:38:05 | Jude Wright
I’ve found a cool apartment! Okay, okay…so it’s not perfect.
Just a few bugs. I mean literally! First expense? An
exterminator! Is it worth the cash? Well, I can’t afford a more
expensive place, so a one-time (please!) cash outlay should be
okay. Maybe just a can of “Raid?”
I need a way to move my stuff. Daddy, can I borrow your truck?
You don’t have one? Why not? Do you want one? I’ll help you pick
it out! Well, it was just a suggestion. No need to get all bent
out of shape! I guess I’d better call the truck rental places.
What do you mean…$200…PLUS mileage? AND Gas? Good grief!
While I’m on the phone I’ll call the utility and phone
companies. Yes, I know I haven’t used your services before. No,
I don’t have a credit card; this is my first place. You want
what? A $100 deposit? For EACH? Holy cow…do you people have a
license to steal?
Daddy, I need $500 for moving expenses! I used all my money for
the first and last months rent AND the damage deposit. Well, how
was I to know this was going to be so expensive? Sell something?
Daaaaad…I NEED my TV!
Boy, this place is pretty empty. Maybe I should buy a couch and
a chair. Nah…I have my bed. That’ll be good enough. I don’t need
a table; I’ll just use this box.
Renters Insurance? I don’t think so! What do I have to insure?
Just got my first phone call! I’d love to come to your party!
Daddy, I need a car. Because it’s too far to walk to work,
that’s why. Umm, Daddy…there’s car insurance too! Thanks,
Dad…you’re the best! And gas? I didn’t think so…
Time for dinner. Let’s look in these boxes. Oh, No! No dishes or
pans. No FOOD!
Uhhh, Mom?
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Jude Wright works full-time and is a part-time Internet Junkie.
She has three websites of her own and designs sites for others.
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