14 Mar 2008 02:22:53 | Steve Hansen
Are Webmasters Actually Ninjas?
1)Webmasters enjoy working at night when no one else is around
and it is quiet. Ninjas work at night under the cover of
darkness.
2)Ninjas where tight fitting black clothing and black shoes.
Webmasters wear tight fitting black T-shirts.
3)Ninjas rely on cunning skill and black magic tricks to
accomplish their mission. Webmasters often resort to black hat
SEO tricks in order to get their pages ranked well in Google and
Yahoo.
4)Ninjas use smoke bombs to disappear. Webmasters are much more
advanced in this area. They do not even need smoke bombs. They
often disappear without notice. You have a better chance of
getting a Ninja on the phone in 2005 than you do your
programmer.
5)Ninjas use deception as a tactic to confuse and spread fear.
Webmasters deceive everyone. Only they can understand their
massive file structures.
6)Ninjas use their special insight to view the source of their
enemy's power. Webmasters use 'view source' as an age old
intelligence gathering technique about their enemy.
7)Ninjas use a secret code to communication to other ninjas.
Webmasters use heavily coded languages to IM other designers. No
one has any idea what they are talking about.
8)Ninjas have been known to throw sharp metallic objects when
encountering an enemy. Webmasters have been known to throw
metallic data processing units across the room when encountering
a blue screen.
9)Ninjas are hired because the client doesn't want to confront
the enemy himself. Webmasters are hired because the client
doesn't want to confront the "HTML for Dummies" himself.
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