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14 Mar 2008 02:22:53 | Kaitlin Carruth
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A welding
helmet is a safety device worn for protection while one is
welding;
however, there are definitely many other uses for a welding
helmet. A welding helmet is a very practical that should be
found in every home. Here are just a few ways you might find
yourself in need of a welding helmet:
1. You can't find your bike helmet. 2. You lost your Darth Vader
mask on the opening day of a Star Wars movie. A welding helmet
is a good substitute; however, you will have to mimic the Darth
Vader breathing noises yourself. 3. You do not know your science
very well but you think it would be cool to make your own
fireworks. 4. You are scared of identity theft. 5. You wear a
welding helmet in hopes of attracting women, making it clear to
them that you are manly and can fix things. 6. You want to
reenact the opening credits from The Simpson's and you are
playing the part of Homer in the nuclear power plant (in this
case, you will also need a glow stick). 7. You think that
cartoons are real and there is a possibility of an anvil
dropping from the sky. 8. If people who look at you turn into
stone then you might want to wear a welding helmet. 9. You want
to give your kids a punishment they won't forget and decide to
make them wear the welding helmet to school for a week. 10. If
you are scared of the sun giving you wrinkles or skin cancer,
you could use a welding helmet to protect yourself from the
sun's harmful rays. 11. You have horrendously bad breath and/or
forgot to put you makeup on. 12. You can't find your sunglasses.
13. You are someone who always wants to be on top of fashion and
thinks that welding helmets could be the new thing. 14. You are
sick of relatives pinching your cheeks at family reunions. 15.
You are a celebrity and you don't want the paparazzi taking any
pictures of you. 16. You are sick of shallow people falling for
you because of your looks and want people to like you for your
witty humor. Wearing a welding helmet would definitely be a way
to see if that special someone likes you because of your
personality. 17. You think that the end of the world is near and
somehow a welding helmet will save you. 18. You want people to
think that you are weird, have learning problems, or that you
are half man and half machine. 19. You want to do your own
rendition of Phantom of the Opera called Phantom of the Tool
Shed. 20. You think that your partner in your science lab class
secretly wants to destroy you. 21. You had an extremely bad
haircut. 22. You think you are like Cyclops from X-Men and you
have uncontrollable optic blasts from your eyes. 23. You want to
scare little children. (Carrying a blow torch and laughing will
also help you in this goal). 24. You don't ever want to have a
boyfriend/girlfriend. 25. And I guess you might possibly want a
welding helmet if you think you will possibly be welding
something anytime soon.
These are just a few of the reasons that it is probably a good
idea for you to wear a welding helmet. After you get your own
welding helmet, I am sure that you will find this list to be
very limited and you will find thousands of other uses for it.
About Author :
Kaitlin Carruth is a client account specialist with 10x Marketing - More
Visitors. More Buyers. More
Revenue. For more information about welding
helmets, please visit Tool America.
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