11 Mar 2008 08:55:35 | Timothy L Drobnick Sr.
Dragging his stiff leg he creeped toward me. He wore a covering
on his body that at one time may have been clothing, but now
more closely resembled material stolen from a rat’s nest. His
face was a scowl, with a beard growth varying 3-20 days,
depending which part of the face we are talking about.
Apparently his razors were a luxury item, not to be used in
excess.
He had a full head of hair, and it was a glory. The matting was
so severe, you could easily mistake it for steel wool, and
judging by the grease adorning it, apparently someone had.
"Hey Boy!" He grunted, with gravel rolling around in his throat.
"Where’s your grandpa?" His face made a pirate’s scowl at me, a
9 year old boy.
The sight always managed to paralyze my body with fear, stopping
any ability I had to respond or run. "What’s wrong with you?" he
gruffly demanded.
I stuttered and answered that I had not seem my grandpa today.
"Well, tell him I want to talk to him." And he passed me,
dragging that mysterious stiff leg, and bathing me in an odor
that a dog would howl at.
I shuddered and headed on down the street. Only at his
insistence, he was called Reverend Ross. I was not sure why.
Later I was visiting my grandpa and mentioned that Reverend Ross
wanted to talk to him. Grandpa raised one eyebrow and continued
to look at the newspaper.
I asked Grandpa why Reverend Ross called himself Reverend, and
Grandpa explained that he had built a church, and was the self
appointed minister.
I could not imagine that the same man that made little kids
scatter like mice at the mere sight of him, could possibly get
up in front of a congregation of people and preach. But, in
Sheridan, many unusual things happen.
As the week rolled on, Grandpa had talked to Reverend Ross, who
had invited him for about the 100th time to visit his church on
Sunday. For whatever reason, Grandpa did not want to hurt his
feelings, and had politely turned him down explaining he already
had a church that he attended. Reverend Ross was insistent, and
said he really respected Grandpa’s opinion, and would consider
it an honor to have him come listen to his sermon.
Grandpa finally gave in, and Reverend Ross also talked Grandpa
into bringing my mother, who was an organist. Apparently there
was an organ that was just waiting for magic hands, resting
quietly in Reverend Ross’s cathedral.
The next Sunday, I was riding in Grandpa’s oversized boat of a
car, with my mother, sister, and brother, to make the obligatory
visit to Reverend Ross’s religious establishment. The paved
roads turned into gravel, and then bumpy ruts. I could just
barely see out the window as we passed rusty barbed wire fences,
rotting posts leaning every which way, and strewn auto and
miscellaneous mechanical parts. It appeared to be the road to
the city dump.
"Well, here we are." Grandpa’s words sounded like a dying man’s
last. We all crawled out of the car, and I looked up the hill.
It appeared to be an automobile graveyard. We had to weave our
way threw scattered debris on the frozen, bare dirt ground. I
asked Grandpa where the church was, and he just pointed. My eyes
followed the leading of his finger and I saw an assembly of
rusted metal that appeared to have once been an airstream
trailer, or something resembling an airstream trailer, that had
seen a better decade. In the words of Socrates, I said, "You’re
kidding me!"
I believe it was January, one of our coldest months. The
temperature that day was probably near or below 0 degrees. We
entered the trailer, which had tiny pews, wooden benches cut
down from regular size, leaving an aisle down the middle.
"Hello! Hello! Reverend Ross greeted us, vigorously shaking
Grandpa’s hand. He was smiling. I had not seen that before. "I
cut some extra wood for the furnace, it will be getting warm in
here very soon. You could see his breath floating in the frigid
air."
Reverend Ross had put on a suit jacket for the occasion, but it
looked like it was used for a bed the rest of the week.
We all gathered in toward the front, near the wood stove. My
mother went to the organ, a fine relic that still had most of
the keys. Mom clicked the switch to start the motor, and waited
for it to warm up.
Reverend Ross went behind the pulpit, and asked everyone to pick
up a hymn book. Besides our family and Reverend Ross, the only
other person in attendance was an enthusiastic elderly lady. I
wondered how she had negotiated the rocky terrain to the chapel.
I looked in the book holder and noticed there were several types
of hymn books from several different churches. I wondered if
Reverend Ross had collected these on his missionary visits to
the other churches in town. It seemed odd to have just one or
two of each kind.
He then asked my Grandpa if he would give his church the honor
of leading the singing of the hymns. Grandpa obliged and walked
behind the pulpit as Reverend Ross had a seat. Whenever he would
sit down, he would reach down to his left leg, the one that was
stiff, with both hands and lift it up to prop it onto a
footstool or chair. The leg was always straight. I never found
out what was wrong with it.
Reverend Ross explained to us that for the first song, if we had
a blue hymnal it was on page 12, if we had a red hymnal it was
on page 15, and if we had the paperback hymnal it was not in
there. He said it was also in the green hymnal, but was in a
different key, but the words were almost the same.
The organ had warmed up, so my mother started to play by ear the
hymn that had been chosen. It did not sound too bad, but of
course with Reverend Ross’s loud gravelly singing, I could not
hear the organ very well anyway.
After the hymn, Reverend Ross stepped back up to the pulpit to
start the sermon. I don’t remember what it was he was preaching
about, but I do remember looking at this man and wondering what
would drive him to build a church in the middle of a junkyard,
inside a rusted trailer house with hymn books that were
questionably obtained. What was it that motivated him?
The sermon was a short one, much to my delight. I do not know
what my grandfather had to say to Reverend Ross, but I was out
of there. I remember looking at the smoke from the woodstove’s
chimney as we pulled away in Grandpa’s car. It was strange
indeed. A church in a junkyard.
I suppose there is a moral to this story. When I figure out what
it is, I will let you know.
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