08 Mar 2008 08:59:03 | Pem Charnley
There's always that nagging doubt isn't there? The nagging
doubt that they just won't get it.
I went to the Post Office yesterday, the small local one round
the corner, to draw a relatively large amount of money out of my
account. Whilst in the queue, I saw a packet of refill
cartridges going cheap. Half-price. Which in consequence meant
it was around 50p to keep an ink pen running for a good year or
so.
Thinking they might come in handy, I procured some and when I
was at the head of the queue, placed them on the counter, saying
casually to the postmistress that I sincerely hoped that the
money I was drawing out would indeed cover the cost of the
cartridges.
As I was drawing out in excess of £300, there was a strong
chance really and my comment was merely meant to make her smile.
"Yes, it will," she said. Indeed, it appeared that she had done
some quick mental arithmetic to make sure. The whole transaction
was rather icy, in retrospect.
It could almost have been a precursor to the BBC2 programme I
watched later, where on Horizon, it has been predicted that
Britain could well, before long, be plunged into another ice
age. (Postmistresses roaming the streets, doing unnecessary
mental arithmetic, unsmilingly.)
That aside, Horizon proved compulsive viewing. At present,
Britain enjoys its temperate climate due to the warm air brought
to us from the Gulf Stream. But, due to global warming, were the
ice sheets to continue to melt, we would have some major
problems. It wouldn't get hotter, as you'd think. It would,
conversely, get a hell of a lot colder here in Britain.
You see, the North Atlantic is an incredibly important area.
From a meteorological point of view, you could say it is
"strategic." It is the point where the Gulf Stream sinks to join
what is known as the Atlantic Conveyor, a massive rotating belt
which takes cold water back along the ocean floor to the
tropics, where again, it rises, to begin the journey again.
This whole process relies on the salinity of the water. As salt
water cools, it's density increases, causing this drop to the
floor I just mentioned. What could bugger this up?
Well, naturally, fresh water from the melting ice-sheets, along
with the huge Siberian rivers, which are flooding more than
ever, contributing to this fresh water being thrown into the
Atlantic.
Put simply, diluted salt water will not sink, the Gulf Stream
would call it a day and it would get bloody cold. No, really
cold.
Dr Terry Joyce, of Woods Hole Oceanographic Institute believes
there is a 50% chance of this happening within the next 100
years. "The likelihood of having an abrupt change is increasing
- global warming is moving us closer and closer to the brink" he
warned.
(It was sobering stuff. Again, vitriolic thoughts about the
world's leaders who continue to allow global warming to happen
bombarded my brain, as the Atlantic continues to be bombarded by
this fresh water.)
It's been cold recently, more so since the central heating has
decided to pack up and the damned landlord has taken aeons to
sort it. So, it was a case of watching this programme whilst
huddled round my Zippo.
I'm relatively new to this town, so whilst I was on the
playground today, picking up the kids, I got talking to this
chap that I have begun to know. In the past, it has merely been
a case of exchanging pleasantries. I was telling him about the
central heating having shut down. Turns out, he'd seen Horizon
last night as well.
"Knowing my luck" I said, " this forecasted ice age will hit us
tonight before the landlord gets the boiler sorted."
"Oh no, I think it would take around 10 years to fully hit us.
It wouldn't happen overnight."
Is he related to the postmistress? I'm beginning to get nagging
doubts about this town.
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