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   Ass Pimples Vs Back Acne


24 Feb 2008 11:43:41
| Taylor May - Pimplegel.com


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Ass Pimples Vs Back Acne

What is Back Acne ? Umm... Acne on your back. There you have it. Well there is a difference compared to face acne. Back acne is one form of body acne and it's a bitch to reach when you need to treat that really juicy volcanic pimple on your back. What are ass pimples? pimples on your bum, what more can I say.

Now you see, an ass pimple is much easier to reach but has its disadvantages depending on the size and the exact location on your ass. I would rather have a big old juicy pimple on my back than have a ginormous nipple protruding zit  on one of my ass cheeks (located centre of gravity when seated). You know what I am talking about, those really painful ones where you cannot sit down without lifting up one of your legs off the ground to relieve your butt cheek from pressure. Ah...thats better.

The disadvantages of back acne, is when you live alone (all by myself, don't wanna be...), is finding someone to put pimple cream on your back. Who are you going to freak'en ask to put pimple cream on your juicy throbbing zit?. Oh yeah, I'll just pop over to the neighbours at dinner time, they won't mind. Its either that or I would have to lubricate my walls with pimple cream and rub my back against it. The reach factor puts back acne at a score of 1 and ass pimples at a score of  2.

There you have it,  ass pimples have won. They will be coming to a town near you. On a serious note if you would like to get some good acne treatment for your back, ass, face, penis, virgina or WHEREVER, please visit pimplegel.com for the best acne treatment products out there. Peace



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